Hangyodon

Your false prophets do not decieve me for I know who my one true god is and may you all be at his mercy when he rises once again.

Cummandments

1. Thou shalt not fart and say it was a queef.

2. Do not wallow. He provides paths to fulfillment.

3. Do what thou wilt, not what is deemed right.

4. Brush your teeth twice a day.